Calling Dr Kevorkian
While it may still be legal to shoot traveling salesmen who wander onto your property in Texas, it is more problematic to commit suicide if you are terminally ill (unless you happen to be wandering around a Texas ranch).
Dr "Death" is out of commission. He messed with the law, (and the law won), and it appears he didn't care for prison. So, what to do?
"Death with dignity" can still be found. As a matter of fact, it's been around for quite some time if you happen to be Samurai. Why die like some shriveling grape hooked up to a plastic tube when you can die like a warrior? Check out the Kozuka (suicide knife)!
Yeah Baby! This is the "Hummer" of suicide devices. Be sure to thrust the Kozuka forcefully into the stomach, otherwise the implied guarantee of “Death with honor” will be void by Samurai tradition. It may be simpler and less painful to allow your terminal illness to complete its course. Please note Samurai training could be strenuous, and require years to complete. Not necessarily legal in all localities. Violates OSHA regulations. Not for use by non-Samurai.
Dr "Death" is out of commission. He messed with the law, (and the law won), and it appears he didn't care for prison. So, what to do?
"Death with dignity" can still be found. As a matter of fact, it's been around for quite some time if you happen to be Samurai. Why die like some shriveling grape hooked up to a plastic tube when you can die like a warrior? Check out the Kozuka (suicide knife)!
Yeah Baby! This is the "Hummer" of suicide devices. Be sure to thrust the Kozuka forcefully into the stomach, otherwise the implied guarantee of “Death with honor” will be void by Samurai tradition. It may be simpler and less painful to allow your terminal illness to complete its course. Please note Samurai training could be strenuous, and require years to complete. Not necessarily legal in all localities. Violates OSHA regulations. Not for use by non-Samurai.
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