Voter Qualification Exam

In order to ensure quality future leadership for the USA, voters and candidates should pass the following exam.




1) Identify picture to the right
a) elbow
b) asshole
c) hole in the ground
d) none of the above




2) Identify picture to the right
a) elbow
b) asshole
c) hole in the ground
d) none of the above





3) Identify picture to the right
a) elbow
b) asshole
c) hole in the ground
d) none of the above

4) If the government gives you $600, where does it come from?
a) the mint...they just print it
b) Uncle Sam (who is a bazillion-aire)
c) tax surpluses, mountains of "spare cash"
d) the government finances it, then taxes you $600 plus interest someday

5) How often do you get fact mixed up with stupid?
a) never
b) sometimes
c) all the time
d) fact and stupid are the same

6) What does it mean when a traffic light is red?
a) stop the car you're driving
b) I don't know
c) stop the cars others are driving
d) go

7) What can be done to reduce gas prices?
a) drive faster to reduce time using gas
b) complain to politicians who control the free market economy
c) complain to OPEC, who "feel your pain"...you arrogant, obese Americans
d) reduce demand by reducing consumption

8) The letter a is the correct answer
a) the correct answer
b) wrong answer...do not select
c) wrong answer...do not select
d) wrong answer...do not select

9) Which of the following is an actual person?
a) Batman
b) Superman
c) Uncle Sam
d) Ben Bernanke

10) Which of the following is a number?
a) letter
b) utube
c) not a number
d) 1