Oddities

...the scientist discovered the oldest living thing on planet earth; then killed it to determine its age...

Magician?

'Twas a Harry Potter event at a major bookseller Fri PM when the words "the magician is stuck in traffic" sounded from the loudspeaker. What kind of crap is that? How can one believe he possesses magical powers if he can't even command his commute? It's like the mind reader who asks your name. An "expert" who is unable to think their way out of a paper bag...

Harry Potter is the Devil !

Yes yes, it's true! Surrounded by witches and warlocks and magic spells (I never seen or read any of Harry Potter series) he's clearly the devil! Keep away from him...he'll turn you into a newt! Avert your eyes!.. 'e can hippotize with them spectacles...Run away!!! Run away!!!